Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Nobody understands me like Google.

I consulted my swell pal Emil Ivanovitch Googlewicz, Google to his friends, about what I need in life. This is what he came up with.

1)Matthew needs sweet 16 to seal California dream.
2)Matthew needs to know what is expected of him.
3)Matthew needs a winter coat.
4)Matthew needs an adoptive family with a positive male role model.
5)Matthew needs to know if they migrate, and if so, where?
6)Matthew needs to be 'teached' english before general studies.
7)Matthew needs to show us the antecedents and status of this King.
8)Matthew needs to be very close to the source material.
9)Matthew needs to use the phone.
10)Matthew needs to share his ideals with others.
11)Matthew needs an IV for the contrast.
12)Matthew's needs no explanation.
13)Matthew needs to do more vocals!
14)Matthew needs a place to record government corruption.
15)Matthew needs a doctor immediately.
16)Matthew needs to do this as a "private citizen".
17)Matthew needs a hug.
18)Matthew needs to stay in the hospital.
19)Matthew needs to be assured of three things.
20)Matthew needs to make the film as technically sound as possible.

Google is not helping me get these things, so if anyone has a winter coat, a doctor, a phone, a hug, or an opportunity for me to do more vocals, please let me know.

Monday, January 16, 2006

The Blogosphere is abuzz!!

In my grand tradition of arriving to trends late, I now have a blog. Should I wish, I could inform the Internet of my every activity. A schoolchild in Bangladesh could read what I ate for dinner, while an elderly member of an Australian Aboriginal group could chuckle heartily over some witticism I choose to relate. This Information Superhighway is indeed a marvel, as many people, both Aboriginies and Bangladeshis have contacted me about personal information in the past.

I have been informed that it is considered polite in the Blogoseum (note: I just invented this word and hold exclusive copyright, so don't try and steal this) to leave comments in Blogs. I apologize that I have not done this in the past, and shall now do so. I would also be honoured if others wish to leave comments in my own poor entry to the Blogoteria (note: I invented this too, so you word vultures are duly warned).