Twenty Purchases I Regret

1) 1 metric ton of misprinted Frankie Says Relax t-shirts
2) Chlorine gas dispensing Big Mouth Billy Bass
3) That Darn Cat (a poor Disney movie)
4) That Darn Cat (an actual cat)
5) Trimspa
6) A Monopoly game that had all the money replaced with fruit rollups
7) 72 McRibs
8) Knifoon - the handy knife spoon
9) Nude photos of Carrot Top
10) Antique cheese
11) A Pikey caravan
12) Tweed pants with leather knee patches
13) 1-800-ASKADOG
14) Howler monkey alarm clock
15) Bag of rusty nails and cobras
16) Tuxedo made from banana peels
17) Necronomicon translated into Urdu
18) Marlon Brando's liver
19) Betamax cybernetic implant
20) Eurodisney