Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Nobody understands me like Google.

I consulted my swell pal Emil Ivanovitch Googlewicz, Google to his friends, about what I need in life. This is what he came up with.

1)Matthew needs sweet 16 to seal California dream.
2)Matthew needs to know what is expected of him.
3)Matthew needs a winter coat.
4)Matthew needs an adoptive family with a positive male role model.
5)Matthew needs to know if they migrate, and if so, where?
6)Matthew needs to be 'teached' english before general studies.
7)Matthew needs to show us the antecedents and status of this King.
8)Matthew needs to be very close to the source material.
9)Matthew needs to use the phone.
10)Matthew needs to share his ideals with others.
11)Matthew needs an IV for the contrast.
12)Matthew's needs no explanation.
13)Matthew needs to do more vocals!
14)Matthew needs a place to record government corruption.
15)Matthew needs a doctor immediately.
16)Matthew needs to do this as a "private citizen".
17)Matthew needs a hug.
18)Matthew needs to stay in the hospital.
19)Matthew needs to be assured of three things.
20)Matthew needs to make the film as technically sound as possible.

Google is not helping me get these things, so if anyone has a winter coat, a doctor, a phone, a hug, or an opportunity for me to do more vocals, please let me know.

2 Comments:

Blogger wcyarbrough said...

mmm...ninja vocals are pretty sneaky

7:13 AM

 
Blogger wcyarbrough said...

we demand more posts!

10:46 AM

 

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